about

I’m 35 years old, British, data professional by day, fanfiction writer (and occasional fanartist) by night. Please don’t ask for my gender or sexuality as a refusal often offends.

This site will contain swearing and content of a suggestive (though probably not overtly sexual) nature, and is therefore unsuitable for minors. I tag/warn for the most common potential triggers but I’m not infallible so may miss yours; please proceed with caution.

Do not reproduce my content on other sites without my permission.

If commenting/contacting please be mindful and kind and remember that:

  • opinions that differ from yours are not necessarily wrong
  • the person on the other side of the screen is a human too
  • you are a guest at my garden party, please don’t shit in the flowerbeds