I’m 35 years old, British, data professional by day, fanfiction writer (and occasional fanartist) by night. Please don’t ask for my gender or sexuality as a refusal often offends.

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  • opinions that differ from yours are not necessarily wrong
  • the person on the other side of the screen is a human too
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